"Wasting pigs is radical man!"
It probably doesn't help my conscience that this movie is based on a real-life murder in Milpitas, California, and partially inspired by youth in Sacramento. Too close to home. Too many gutter punks. I will say, the combination of Keanu and Crispin all punked out, and Dennis Hopper playing drugged out saxophone while wooing a blow-up doll, was a somewhat enlightening experience. I will now proceed to list a series of the best quotes, with a separate section just for ones about getting stoned.
"Maybe I am a killer. Why should you care? You just stay around here to fuck my mother and eat her food....Mother fucker food eater."
"I ate so much pussy those days, my beard looked like a glazed donut.
- Is that when you lost your leg?"
"You didn't have to call me a stupid bitch."
"I'm nobody's mother...you were all mistakes anyway. I'm going to leave you all like your father."
- Ah that's bullshit. you couldn't get stoned anymore."
"So now we get married right?
- No, let's get stoned instead."
"You respect an adult? I really do need to get stoned."
"Someone could murder you you know. Or the Russians could send over a whole batch of nuclear bombs.
-We should just get the Russians stoned."
Final judgement: This is a parent's worst fucking nightmare/"I feel like someone dipped me in used cooking oil."